jews:

ATTENTION PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SLUTS☕️💅🏽👄GOTTA SAVE THOSE FUNDS FOR THE WINTER HOLIDAY 💵❄️ FIRST CUMS COCKTOBER ❗️PULL OUT YOUR SLUTTIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME 👯👹 AND IF YOURE LUCKY YOU MIGHT GET YOUR PUMPKIN SMASHED 👊🏼🎃 DONT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE PLACE NUTVEMBER WONT CUM CHEAP 💵💵💵 IF YOU WANNA GET YOUR TURKEY 🦃 🍺STUFFED YOURE GONNA TO RIDE THAT SQUASH 🍆🌽 LIKE ITS THE MAYFLOWERS MAIDEN VOYAGE 🛳⚓️🏄🏼 IF YOU PLAN TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE COLD ❄️⛄️ WINTER INTO DICKTEMBER YOURE IN FOR A REAL TREAT 🎁 YOUVE PROBABLY ALREADY HAD THAT STOCKING STUFFED A FEW TIMES 🎅🏻🍆 SO NOBODYS GONNA BE CALLING YOU MARY 💁🏻👶🏻 BUT THATS OK BECAUSE YOU GOT THAT 💍👑 FROM YOUR GRINCH DADDY🐸💋 IF YOU MAKE IT THIS FAR 🏅YOU WONT BE HUSTLING THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS AGAIN AFTER THE NEW YEAR 👏🏻❗️🎉 JUST DONT LET YOUR MAN GET SNATCHED BY SOME BINCH WHO READS THIS IN 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣ ❤️

(via jews)